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Mathematicus + Dr. Dycer - Crooked: A Song for Pinkamena Diane Pie

from Zeitumkehrer :: [​-​∞​, ∞] by √ Σ † ∫

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lyrics

Introit:
Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!" said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.

Prelude I:
Isn't it strange that they all come,
say they're having so much fun.
Should have known it all along,
they're all liars,
they're just happy to be gone!

Act I: Despair
Gone. They've all gone to their homes, but I don't think I'm alone.
There's someone else in me, and it laughs and tells me Pinkie,
can't you see they're lieing, they just want to use you,
hurt you and abuse you; all their little secrets.
Come now stop your crying, I'll make you feel better,
we can work together, make them laugh forever.
All you need to do is let me posses you.
And we can see this through.
Can't you see...

Chorus:
I'm crooked look at me. I am the crooked tree.
Just look into the eyes of crooked Pinkie Pie.
I giggle at the pain, the ghostie in my brain,
desires in my head, the blackness in my mind.
The hunger must be fed, my demon satisfied.
I tried to laugh it out, but the burning only grew.
It tortures me inside, so I think I'll torture you.

Prelude II:
Slice and dice it looks so nice I pay the price with sacrifice and
slice and dice it looks so nice I Pay The Price With Sacrifice and
BLOOOD
FLOWS
CARVING
FLESH OFF
BONES
BREAK
WINGS ARE
MINE TO
take.

Act II: Descent
Take. They laugh so hard they cry. They beg to let them die.
We're having so much fun! Why would you want to go?
There's so much left to do. I need to find more friends,
so they can party too. Come in and have a seat,
let me help you with your coat. Hush now it's time to eat.
Just shove it down your throat! Now lay your sleepy head.
It's time to go to bed.
Now you see...

> To Chorus

Prelude III:
So this is what you wanted, girl? This is what you wanted, now?
I hope you had a good time, girl. So did you have a good time, now?
'Cause its all done, Darling its all done, now.
This is what you've done, so enjoy it, now!
Make it wonderful, this is wonderful, now.
Like a chef-d'œuvre: this your art, now.
So bring it out... Let it out! Sing your brand new song,
Your friends are all gone, you are so far...
Gone.

Act III: Crooked Joy
Gone. This is how I am you see, this is what I want to be.
Hear them laugh but I need more, guess that's what this knife is for.
Play dress up with their hide, watch them beg and scream and plea.
Feel the friendship deep inside, when my friends are inside me!
Strapped down, nice and tight, now we're ready to begin.
Cut softly to excite, then slowly twist it in.
I love the way you sing.
Sing with me...

> To Chorus

Dismissal:
But if you're kind of worried,
And your face has made a frown,
I'll work real hard and do my best
To turn that sad frown upside down!
'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
Yes I do!
Bust it out from ear to ear,
Let it begin!

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from Zeitumkehrer :: [​-​∞​, ∞], released August 2, 2016

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